WTF? I was all psyched for a new episode of The Hills, but instead there's some "The Hills Cram Session Season 3" garbage on. If you read my blog, then you don't need to watch this fluff.
And what are we cramming for, exactly? Here's my sample exam. It's a take-home.
(1) Compare and contrast Jen Bunney's nose job and Heidi Montag's nose job.
(2) Explain the possible social ramifications if Lauren had actually been named Crystal.
(3) Discuss the versatility of the turquoise hoodie.
(4) Explain Jason's fiancee, Katja. Just try it.
(5) Translate the following quintessential Justin Bobby phrase: "Kicking rocks."
(6) Describe the economic pitfalls of the vintage tee market.
(7) Explain how to propose marriage to someone without actually asking her to marry you.
(8) Fathom a guess at how many undergarmets were gobbled up by Audrina's ass thus far this season.
(9) List the prerequisites for membership in the Douche Squad.
(10) True or false: Not Lauren could stand to shut her trap every so often.
(11) True or false: Rehab is a totally normal place for your friends to hang out.
(12) Which of these is NOT an L.A. eatery:
(a) Ketchup
(b) Don Antonio's
(c) Toi
(d) Crested Butte
Extra credit: Discuss in detail the tooth whitening process as demonstrated by Audrina.
You may unseal your test booklets and begin. Good luck.
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2 comments:
Is this like, an open book test? May I use my DVR?
what the F Kitch - get on that pony and post me some bloggins!
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